Or something. We don’t fucking know.
Let’s look at a couple of the times Jim Jordan was a REAL pube rocket this year, and let’s do it quick-style, by throwing some hilarious Wonkette headlines about Jim Jordan RIGHT AT YOUR FACE.
Jim Jordan Doesn’t Know What Those Wrestlers Have Their Singlets In A Pile On The Doctor’s Exam Room Floor About
Jim Jordan Not Too Busy Protecting Sexual Predators To Lie About Carter Page FISA Warrant
Jim Jordan’s Kinky Fantasies
Ohio State Sports Doc Molested Thousands. Keep Rep. Jim Jordan OUT OF IT!
How About Now, Jim Jordan? HOW ABOUT NOW?
Jim Jordan Knows Who Molested Those Boys, And It Is The Deep State
Rod Rosenstein Ready To Subpoena His Foot Up Jim Jordan’s Ass