Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

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Good Morning Wonketteers! You guys all know the old joke about the guy who had his semicolon removed, right? Now he has to punctuate into a rubber bag. And we think he may have dropped by a couple of Wonkette stories this week, under the all-caps username UR_FREINDLY_NEIGHBORHOOD_TROLL, who popped up on our story about Frank Luntz and his difficulties with basic logic to say

Evan Hurst is a moron,

Now, you might be wondering what was coming next, after the comma, but UFNT was done. We think he might be that guy in the joke, whose condition was so bad that he slipped into a comma. That’s just how he ends sentences. Every. Single. Sentence. It’s more than a little jarring! Add in a smattering of really sad insults and stupid rightwing slogans, and the whole stew made for a mildly interesting textual train wreck. So, a sampling of UFNT’s many, many comments from the thread on Luntz and on the “alt-right” guy who got stabbed after getting into a fight, then blamed “Armenian Terrorists” who hate Donald Trump and supposedly yelled “You’re getting the shank, White Boy!” Also, don’t call him a Nazi, because that makes YOU a fan of Joseph Stalin. Also, the Georgia special election proves Donald Trump will rule a thousand years. It’s just logic. Or maybe it’s just logic,

  • Evan Hurst looks like a jihadi suicide bomber in training,
  • I guess you have to give him credit for not exploding on a baseball field or cutting a Law Enforcement Officer’s throat while yelling Allah Akbar in Flint Michigan, Evan is still keeping it mostly non-violent, apart from his moronic articles representing violence against rationality,
  • Lol, you morons here are the dumbest people on Earth,
  • Why would I read an article written by a moronic lefttard sore loser who denies reality for a living to feed moron libturds like you your daily dose of propaganda,
  • What a bunch of disgusting, whining babies,
  • It’s not a slur, sweetie: you libturdistas are a bunch of whiny, disgusting babies, that is a FACT,
  • “terminally stupid” Lol, this coming from a wankette reader, whose tribe is maniacally spending the Day After spinning their side’s decisive defeat as some hugely significant harbinger of future majestic victories,you really couldn’t make it up,
  • If you ever wonder why America is in the dumps, just remember: Wankette crowd votes,
  • [reply to “love that they think SJW is an insult”:] It’s not an insult, it’s a medical condition, and you people indeed shouldn’t be mocked, you should be treated,
  • Oh, another member of the “EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS HITLER” school of libturd thought, swell,
  • [reply to “I just think it’s hilarious he’s offended by being called Adolf when he literally came here to defend a Nazi.”]^ I give you the Liberal Idea of Freedom of Thought,never forget: people like “joke” are Stalinists, and they would enslave you, and kill you, given half a chance,
  • ^ Imagine being dumb enough to think that pointing out people were forced to produce goods outside America under Obama because your moronic Democrat Party almost ran American economy into the ground is a good tactic against GOP,
  • There’s more inbreeding on this loser libturd Wankette board than in Islamofascist no-go zones in Belgium, sad really, you libs should go out and meet real people,

There was much, much more. Kudos to the Wonker who replied simply, “Whoever taught you English must have really hated it.” Maybe they meant the teacher hated the experience, but we’re more inclined to think the teacher had a grudge against English that was passed on to UFNT, who has continued their mentor’s noble fight against punctuation and making sense. UFNT clearly has an anti-Semantic agenda. Also, shame on the Liberal Idea of Freedom of Thought, which seeks to oppress conservatives by viciously pointing out minor logical incongruities. That’s how Stalin got started, you know. Also by forcing punctuation on the Kulaks.

Just to be sure the comma weirdness wasn’t something UFNT came up with for us, we checked their comment history, where they do indeed end every comment with a comma, with the exception of a recent comment on a rightwing site where they slipped up and used correct punctuation while ranting about how elitists are using Julius Caesar to call for the assassination of Donald Trump, but when another play featured the stabbing of a Caesar who resembled Barack Obama, nobody thought it was political, because reasons:

Nobody who watched it then interpreted it as anti-Obama.

EVERYBODY – both the lefttard Islamophile moron SJWs from NYC who get triggered by MAGA hats, and American patriots who may not have PhDs in Shakespeare but have IQ above room temperature – correctly sees this iteration as being anti-Trump.

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