Comingto a bar near you: The Comey Show! Aka the Super Bowl of Washington or Shit Just Got Real Tour! Come see the Republic fall apart – also known as “watch the drama unfold” – live! Opening very early and also offering specials like Bad Hombre, Paid Protester, the mystical Covfefe alcoholic drink, the FBI Breakfast – French salute, ice and also bacon lotion – and also cost-free rounds whenever Trump tweets. When a truth TELEVISION head of state worms his clownish means right into power, Such is the state of our freedom. UNFORTUNATE!