Are you, like your entire Wonkette staff, sick to your stomach? Even your old friend alcohol isn’t helping? Maybe giving us money and getting some PUBLIC FURY to put on your bean and show the world FUUUUUUUUCK NO will help!
Christ, something’s got to.
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