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Right Wing Nutjobs Very Scared Of All The Witchcraft We Are Going To Do To Them

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Basically all of her tips are that you should just love God a whole lot and be really into God and then no one can cast spells on you. LIKE MAGIC.

This is, of course, fucking hilarious. I’m a full-on atheist, but given that these folks clearly think this is FOR REAL, I will totally pretend to be a witch of some kind just to fuck with them. I could pull it off, I think, as I have many mano fico charms and am very into Stevie Nicks. Plus I recently rewatched all of Charmed in preparation for the reboot. We should all lean into this, if only because it makes these people look even more ridiculous than they already do.

Now gird the loins of your mind for your FRIDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD!

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