Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Somebody In Fucking JAIL, Y’ALL!

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Mama said knock you out

Earlier tonight, we learned that it was the wingnut Washington Free Beacon who paid Fusion GPS before DEMONCRATS took it over and hired a FAKE BRITISH SPY to say Donald Trump is a fucking gross Russian intelligence asset. We did not come back on a Friday night to tell you that, because PFFFFFFFFT IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. All that matters is if it’s true or not, and as far as we know, ain’t shit in there been debunked.

But we did come back on a Friday night to tell you this:

A federal grand jury in Washington, DC, on Friday approved the first charges in the investigation led by special counsel Robert Mueller, according to sources briefed on the matter.

The charges are still sealed under orders from a federal judge. Plans were prepared Friday for anyone charged to be taken into custody as soon as Monday, the sources said. It is unclear what the charges are.

OOOOOOOH WHO IS IT WHO IS IT WHO IS IT? (Say in the comments if it comes out after we post this and go to bed.)

Rachel Maddow just said on TV that there’s no reason to wildly speculate about who it is, which is just flat out incorrect. Journalism is not journalism unless you WILDLY SPECULATE ABOUT EVERYTHING, according to Wonkette.

So is it Paul Manafort?

Is it Michael Flynn?

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