Bonjour! Je suis un ananas! La vie en rose! Oú est la bibliothèque? Marcel Marceau! Boeuf Bourguignon!
Oh, Hello. I didn’t see you there. I was just adjusting my beret and practicing what I remember from my high school French classes, on account of the fact that France is going to remain NOT TERRIBLE for the foreseeable future! Hooray! French for “hooray,” whatever that is! Because they just decided to elect, as their president a relatively normal person, Emmanuel Macron, instead of actual fascist and completely terrible human Marine Le Pen.